Vibrating Squids

Now, This morning, me and me mum were having a talk about dear old New Zealand.
Now I had told her something that would make all the Bio nerds get hot under the collar thinking about.
Something that would make them wet...
Something that would make them shiver in erotic anticipation.
Just like REZ for the PS2 would for the ladies!


Now REZ for the PS2 is absolutely godlike, in more ways than one.
Made in 2002 by SEGA it's absolute genius.
Its a game wherein you're a Cyber-Hacker.
You dodge weird security programmes whilst in a virtual body. Sort of shooting them out of your way... Maybe dodging some.

All in time to a Crazy Techno-Psychedelic Trance Beat!
HOLY SHIT it sounds cool don't it?

Actually it doesn't.
That's why SEGA had to go all the way for this game.
I mean its a cool idea, but not the best.
Now, we've all held a PS DualShock controller before haven't we?
Yeah of course we have!

Well SEGA made one of these Vibrating "Rumble Packs" for the REZ.



Its the fucking TRANCE VIBRATOR!
Its got 5 times the vibrating power of those DualShock controllers. It vibrates with increasing intensity in time to the trance music, and comes with a washable, waterproof cover...
I mean, why would you make the cover *washable* if it wasn't meant to be used as a sex toy?
The instruction manual said something like
"put it in your pocket"
But we all know what SEGA wanted us to do with it...
Yeah!
I meant its called a trance VIBRATOR!
But it was only released in Japan.

Well ladies playing this game have described the sensations as quite literally out of this world.
Try Imagining.
You play the lower levels, the musics not too intense, so you can't really get off on it.
Now you go to say, one of the Higher, Harder, More Intense levels.
With a Huge Phat beat, that you can finally get off on.

Your sight gets dizzy, you grip the controller weakly... You are about to cum...
then

You lose! FUCK!
Its like the ultimate Tease and Denial session! xD

Needless to say, its brought many gamers girlfriends into gaming...

Well anyway the thing that was gonna get those Bio nerds off was the dissecting of a complete Colossal Squid specimen later this week.
It could actually prove all those giant squid stories true. Cos its HUGE.