Happy birthday to ME

Yes well, it was my birthday on the 27th.

I woke up that morning and walked into the kitchen.
My Mom and my bro were doing their usual stuff.
And I was like,

"Good MORNING! Do you guys have something to say to me?"
and they was like,
"Huh? You want something to eat?"
Or like
"Hey look at my SHARK QUEST!!"

So I was thinking, this must be one one of those "surprise birthday" things!
Till it was obvious it wasn't.


I looked at the newspaper that my mom was reading, you know, just making sure I don't do something stupid. So seeing as it was REALLY the 27th.

"Hmm I wonder what the date is today?"
"The 27th"
"Yeah, what DAY is that?"
"Wednesday"

You know, if I EVER had a kid come out of my... well i don't have one BUT! I'll at least remember what day it dropped out on! I guess.

Well so it was kinda dissapointing.


So I went to HMV to buy me something for myself for my birthday.
I spotted STADIUM ARCADIUM and bought it.

"EXCUSE ME BOSS, YOU HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE"

came blasting out of my phone on the MRT, resulting in some awkward stares.
It was a message from my dad saying happy birthday.
At least he remembered (:

Then while at work, I logged into my email and found a message saying
Alden Cheng wrote on your wall:
"happy birthday!"

Someone remembered! Without any obvious hints.
Kevin remembered too, although a day late. But hey, there's a time zone difference


Well so I've passed the days listening to my collection of the RHCPs albums.
Trying not to think.





I wanted a party on Saturday, Today, but everyone was busy with this "SCHOOL", I mean, what's that?
Kevin!!! Omg Can you come online at like 11 at night or something! I haven't talked to you in ages!

Attempt Depth, Prove Shallow-ness

N.E.E.T
Not in Education Employment or Training


I haven't done anything in ages.
I'm quite literally wasting away...
I mean, I happen to suck at writing, so I can never convey what I feel through MSN.
Which is why I hate IM-ing.

Well, the previous post was about why Asian men are losing out to White guys.
I saw it on YOUTUBE and found it funny xD.

Are we living, or are we already dying?

Chingay

Okay, today I was queuing up at a post office to get some stamps.
When I happened to overhear two tourists (Presumably American), Who were also in the queue.
They spotted a Chingay 2008 Poster emblazoned on a wall.

B1 says to B2:
Whats the Chingay parade?

B2
I dunno.... Hmmm. Oh!
It's a gay parade!

B1
Really? How'd you know.

B2
Well remember all of those people we saw in Thailand?
Doesn't the "lady" in the poster look EXACTLY like them?

B1
Oh nice thinking B2, you're a smart one aren't ya.

B2
But, you know what really gave it away?

B1
What?

B2
The name!

B1
Huh?

B2
ChinGAY... Get it?