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My Internets a bitch.
Suffice to say I haven't been having much contact with the outside world.

I meant to blog about school and my transition into it.
Well there hasn't been much of a transition.

STARTING HERE YOU MAY WANT TO SCROLL DOWN AND SKIP THIS WASTE OF YOUR TIME.

People who go to that school are foreigners.
But not the good type.

Think China people, but worse.
I can take Chinamen. I can speak Chinese.

But when the bloody Chinamen aren't from China. I don't know what to say.
Cambodia. Myanmar, Sri Lanka, Pakistan and Korea.

Damn it Pisses me off. I got no friends.
As much as I hate using slang -I Do?- I'd like to think of myself as a rather "fly" guy.
It hurts my pride that I got no friends. Even with the Chinapeople.

WELL THATS THE END OF IT.

Well here's a collection of more interesting stuff that I haven't been able to talk about...

Once upon a time, in ACS Intl,
A young Louis -I think it was- asked me in the toilet next to Mdm Ong's room.
Neil What do you think of the girls here. Do you think they're pretty or not?
-Now this was in year 3 so I was trying to be cool so I said-
Nah, not really, I mean it would lower my standards if I said any of them were pretty.
-Now don't be hating on me just cos I said that, I would like to think girls actually read my blog so I left this here.... I was Lying. Actually I thought some of them were kinda pretty but,

THE JUICE WAS NOT WORTH THE SQUEEZE
So yeah then Louis said
High standards eh?

Well If I remember correctly Evan told me Gary made a similar comment about standards being low here. Now if you think the bar is low ins ACS intl.

You have to meet some accountant-wannabe chics.
But I'm not really a good looker myself so I guess I shouldn't be saying anything.





So yeah basically my life sucks now. But its all part of my journey to become one rich-ass bastard.

You know, I starting to worry. I browsing through manga, when I managed to find a Yaoi book. And I just didn't stop reading it.
WTF is up with that?

If you didn't understand what I meant,
Sub Manga for Comic
Yaoi for ManLUV


Homophobe

the American dream

17 people in my class
6 are girls from China. I don't mean to be racist but when you think you've finally gotten rid of all those... Hey, I'm doing an Arnold.

"WE HAF TO GET TESE PEPOPLE OUTTA HEREE!!!"

I dunno if I should be like happy or disappointed about this but
they re all girls
I'm the only fucking guy in the class.
Well I can't tell if one's a guy or not so...

But I'm certain the rest are girls.
I guess like not having any friends might really happen.

Oh and the lecturer was Indian.
And he wouldn't stop looking at me...
was he checking me out?

I'm dumb, She's a lebian

Erm.. Neil. What do you do when the cops come to your house when they see 15 colitas in your back yard?
eargh... bake them into hash cookies of course!


I have decided to return to blogging with gusto, for the purpose of documenting my experience with a new school. You know, I doubt I'll have any friends.
The people signing up for the course all looked like uptight bastards... and walk like they have something stuck up their ass.

I wanted to rant about something, that was bugging me quite a bit you see. But now after thinking bout it, I've realized that it's incredulously petty.
But I'll make a few comments about it anyways.

I have no friends.
Yes that's right, I have no friends.
Stupid isn't it. I should have plenty of friends, shouldn't I?

I think the term Kevin used was..
good-weather friends
oops I meant to think fair weather friends.
I'll not edit this out cos that is truly how slow I am right now. I think it was the crazy changes in air pressure, not like anyone cares though.

Well that's what you get for leaving the school.

I've made too many acquaintances and not any friends.
Yes that's right.
Well if someone gets offended by it then, I guess I'm not sorry.
Cos that's the way I feel right now.

Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello

I came back from my hiking trip awhile ago.
I was just too lazy to make contact with too many other humans.

I only managed to make it up 2 mountains, 1 by cheating.
In the... four! Four days that I was there.
I didn't even see Mount Everest.

Sad. Sad. Sad.

I have school starting on Tuesday.
That sucks.

But its only 3 hours a day. That's not too bad i guess.
and only 3 days a week too.


Oh! I just read EB's blog awhile ago *actually just while typing this*
The Drinking age is 21?!

WTF!
WTF!
*For double the effect(:*

SHIT! Did you know, when I go for an NC16 movie the counter-person will eye me rather carefully and say one of the following lines.

Boy! You really 16 ah?
May I see your IC
IC please.
No IC no ticket ah.

Its really really SAD!
Do I look young to you?
Well you can't see BUT!

Now it's quite possible that without some body's help...
I might not get another drink for 4 years!

Oh well.

Bloomberg said

Well go to Beatrice's cake shop and explain the accounts to her.
Ok.
Oh and go to Vista and tell them to fire Jennifer. She causing them losses.
Ok. Wait Huh?

That was hilarious.
Well it really happened today.

Incubus Live Tomorrow.

Happy birthday to ME

Yes well, it was my birthday on the 27th.

I woke up that morning and walked into the kitchen.
My Mom and my bro were doing their usual stuff.
And I was like,

"Good MORNING! Do you guys have something to say to me?"
and they was like,
"Huh? You want something to eat?"
Or like
"Hey look at my SHARK QUEST!!"

So I was thinking, this must be one one of those "surprise birthday" things!
Till it was obvious it wasn't.


I looked at the newspaper that my mom was reading, you know, just making sure I don't do something stupid. So seeing as it was REALLY the 27th.

"Hmm I wonder what the date is today?"
"The 27th"
"Yeah, what DAY is that?"
"Wednesday"

You know, if I EVER had a kid come out of my... well i don't have one BUT! I'll at least remember what day it dropped out on! I guess.

Well so it was kinda dissapointing.


So I went to HMV to buy me something for myself for my birthday.
I spotted STADIUM ARCADIUM and bought it.

"EXCUSE ME BOSS, YOU HAVE A TEXT MESSAGE"

came blasting out of my phone on the MRT, resulting in some awkward stares.
It was a message from my dad saying happy birthday.
At least he remembered (:

Then while at work, I logged into my email and found a message saying
Alden Cheng wrote on your wall:
"happy birthday!"

Someone remembered! Without any obvious hints.
Kevin remembered too, although a day late. But hey, there's a time zone difference


Well so I've passed the days listening to my collection of the RHCPs albums.
Trying not to think.





I wanted a party on Saturday, Today, but everyone was busy with this "SCHOOL", I mean, what's that?
Kevin!!! Omg Can you come online at like 11 at night or something! I haven't talked to you in ages!

Attempt Depth, Prove Shallow-ness

N.E.E.T
Not in Education Employment or Training


I haven't done anything in ages.
I'm quite literally wasting away...
I mean, I happen to suck at writing, so I can never convey what I feel through MSN.
Which is why I hate IM-ing.

Well, the previous post was about why Asian men are losing out to White guys.
I saw it on YOUTUBE and found it funny xD.