I'm dumb, She's a lebian

Erm.. Neil. What do you do when the cops come to your house when they see 15 colitas in your back yard?
eargh... bake them into hash cookies of course!


I have decided to return to blogging with gusto, for the purpose of documenting my experience with a new school. You know, I doubt I'll have any friends.
The people signing up for the course all looked like uptight bastards... and walk like they have something stuck up their ass.

I wanted to rant about something, that was bugging me quite a bit you see. But now after thinking bout it, I've realized that it's incredulously petty.
But I'll make a few comments about it anyways.

I have no friends.
Yes that's right, I have no friends.
Stupid isn't it. I should have plenty of friends, shouldn't I?

I think the term Kevin used was..
good-weather friends
oops I meant to think fair weather friends.
I'll not edit this out cos that is truly how slow I am right now. I think it was the crazy changes in air pressure, not like anyone cares though.

Well that's what you get for leaving the school.

I've made too many acquaintances and not any friends.
Yes that's right.
Well if someone gets offended by it then, I guess I'm not sorry.
Cos that's the way I feel right now.