I'm dumb, She's a lebian

Erm.. Neil. What do you do when the cops come to your house when they see 15 colitas in your back yard?
eargh... bake them into hash cookies of course!


I have decided to return to blogging with gusto, for the purpose of documenting my experience with a new school. You know, I doubt I'll have any friends.
The people signing up for the course all looked like uptight bastards... and walk like they have something stuck up their ass.

I wanted to rant about something, that was bugging me quite a bit you see. But now after thinking bout it, I've realized that it's incredulously petty.
But I'll make a few comments about it anyways.

I have no friends.
Yes that's right, I have no friends.
Stupid isn't it. I should have plenty of friends, shouldn't I?

I think the term Kevin used was..
good-weather friends
oops I meant to think fair weather friends.
I'll not edit this out cos that is truly how slow I am right now. I think it was the crazy changes in air pressure, not like anyone cares though.

Well that's what you get for leaving the school.

I've made too many acquaintances and not any friends.
Yes that's right.
Well if someone gets offended by it then, I guess I'm not sorry.
Cos that's the way I feel right now.

Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello

I came back from my hiking trip awhile ago.
I was just too lazy to make contact with too many other humans.

I only managed to make it up 2 mountains, 1 by cheating.
In the... four! Four days that I was there.
I didn't even see Mount Everest.

Sad. Sad. Sad.

I have school starting on Tuesday.
That sucks.

But its only 3 hours a day. That's not too bad i guess.
and only 3 days a week too.


Oh! I just read EB's blog awhile ago *actually just while typing this*
The Drinking age is 21?!

WTF!
WTF!
*For double the effect(:*

SHIT! Did you know, when I go for an NC16 movie the counter-person will eye me rather carefully and say one of the following lines.

Boy! You really 16 ah?
May I see your IC
IC please.
No IC no ticket ah.

Its really really SAD!
Do I look young to you?
Well you can't see BUT!

Now it's quite possible that without some body's help...
I might not get another drink for 4 years!

Oh well.

Bloomberg said

Well go to Beatrice's cake shop and explain the accounts to her.
Ok.
Oh and go to Vista and tell them to fire Jennifer. She causing them losses.
Ok. Wait Huh?

That was hilarious.
Well it really happened today.

Incubus Live Tomorrow.